April '10

Happy April Fools, foo. Check out the preview of upcoming sight seeing at migrogers.com. This is for the future, but you know it's all the same, right? It is all the same, right?
Once you start watching this (the link way down yonder) you won't stop. Even the pope couldn't stop watching this. You believe that? April fools, foo! There ain't no alter boys in this one! The pope is too busy playing checkers with his priest and cardinal colonies in Bavaria, Ireland, Scotland, and Newfoundland - and that barely scratches the surface. So at least they should remember this: "thy shall not covet thy neighbours' alter boy."

With all this talk about Tiger Woods and his Seven Little Strippers, and the pope and his holy friends getting off without barely a headline, except for those involved getting a transfer to a small parish in the alps - well, I just don't think that's fair. This is the biggest scandal to hit the Catholic church in a couple hundred years and no one seems to be paying any attention. Everyone seems to be just keeping on going on - getting dressed up, going to church, trying to pay attention to the sermon, receiving the host, sing a song or two, "and I'm outta here, get back to my sofa for a Sunday afternoon game - that's what I'm talking about!"
But that damn Tiger Woods, he's "got some 'splaining to do!" Yessiree. So Tiger, get off your big black ass and explain to me how you can juggle a couple dozen girlfriends and still maintain being the best golfer to ever play the game. How do you do that? I cringe hitting a golf ball over water from 120 yards with no one watching, and he's got a different chick in every other town, and he just keeps on winning! That guy is awesome! He's my hero!

Ok, it's a small, short & quick file and you really can't go too wrong, trust me. Tiger liked it. Enjoy!
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She looks tired, worn out, down on her luck. Who is this woman anyway?, and how poor do you think she is? Try now: if you were to guess, would you say she has more than, let's say, $100 dollars in the bank? That's the over/under, $100. She looks Indian or Pakistani. Let's say she's Indian. The average blue collar person in India earns $145 per month. That comes out to about 90 cents an hour. Not too bad! The average white collar person in India earns $335 per month, and that comes out to a little better than $2 an hour. We're making some money in India now! So how about her? What does she do?, and how much do you think she has in the bank? Does she even have $100? Does she even have a bank account? Does she wash her clothes in a puddle after a rainstorm? Does she bathe in a filthy river down the street from her one-room shanty shack? What do you think? Honestly, pick a number for this person. How much does this sad-looking lady have in the bank? My guess is maybe she has about $10 in a cup she hides behind the wood stove, and it's all in coins. But that's just my guess.

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Speaking of fags, say it ain't so Ricky Martin!
Here's the comforting thing (at least for me). I admit it:
"I always thought that guy was hot!, and now I don't feel so bad about that!" migrogers - there, I've said it.

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Congratulations to Hee Kyung Seo, who won the LPGA Kia Classic last month. She is a member of the KLPGA, and received a sponsor's exemption from Kia, and holy Toledo, she went and ran off with the tournament, winning by 5 shots. A big thumbs up. Bravo!, and welcome to the LPGA. We hope you stay.

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Have you smiled today? Mig received an illegal block in the back last month, and was put on the DL for an unknown period of time. While in recovery, he was on a diet of Ibuprofen, Norco, Percoset, Valium and Dilaudin. Just prior to all that he made a video that looks like a complete mess, but it all seems to come together in the end. It looks like he was on drugs, but no one knows for sure. The idea with this video was to make you smile, or so he says. And it helps if you are familiar with the music of Nirvana, but not necessary. Check this madness out, "It's a crazy-ass world," or, as my cousin Beth reported on her facebook page the other day, "I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker." Click.

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What's the difference between the pope and a pedophile? Nothing.

"Over the weekend, Pope Benedict apologized to the Muslims. Altar boys, on the other hand, are still waiting for their apology." --David Letterman

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The mystery woman pictured above is Savitri Jindal. She owns OP Jindal Group, a steel and power conglomerate in India. She has 12.2 billion dollars in her bank account.

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Meet Mico. (This will make your head spin. Either that or you're not paying attention, which has become like a disease in our twittering, texting, bluetoothing culture. As always, good luck with all that, I threw my phone in the garbage months ago. "Free At Last!" )

Honestly, this thing just might be too good. Kinda weird. Try to play along and see what you think.